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Forgive me lord...

1. Barack Obama – he is a man of color that would like to strike peace in Israel
2. Al Gore – He leads third world countries to suicide bombing of the developed countries’ polluting factories
3. Sarah Palin – She bombs her neighbor Russia to prove she can lead her country (I love you Sarah! Grim)
4. Putin – he leads the bear against the eagle
5. The Pope – (take me now Lord, Grim)
6. Jessica Simpson – She ruined the Cowboys
7. Google – they are watching our every move, plotting to…
8. Christie Brinkley – sometimes things are the opposite of what you think (I dream about you Christie, Grim)
9. Ozzie – he will headline the final concert at the Pyramids
10. Howard Stern – the universes portal for vulgarity
11. Jim Croce – he is coming back to haunt me
12. Jerry Jones – he ruined the Cowboys